Ps3 vs Xbox360 vs traitors

May 5, 2010

Hi its me again, this time i just wanna express my sincere condolences to all xbox 360’s that saw their asses. RRoD, what an amazing diagnosis for a cheaply built white box that has the abilities and capabilities of my old green screen nokia cellphone.

What it does boil down to though is to shitty manufacturing. Lets take an example –> you want to buy a new LCD tv,so many choices…at the store you have two options (wallet is bumpful of hard earned pesos..in front of your eyes is a brand new 42″ Sony LCD tv and a no name entry model 42″ LCD tv(far cheaper).

Decision time a tried and tested household brand,namely Sony or the other piece of “kak”(look it up) tv. Naturally to save money most of you would buy the piece of kak…this translates to a shitty buy..can you guess?? Okay..XBOX 360.

Why not just use your money to roll a blunt. Cos thats what you idiots are doing, wasting money.

But enough fanboy mentality…worse than you xbox geeks, are (gasp) you ps traitors!

You know who you are..those who had a ps1 & ps2 and who couldn’t wait for the ps3 and went ahead and bought that white toaster ala paper weight.

You disgust me (patooi –> spitting). I hate traitors like you worst than those buffoons who bought those xbox thingies( how do you use those shiitty controllers??)

May all your Xbox’s burn in hell.

Lykhuis out.


The Losers 2010 movie

May 5, 2010

This is my first blog, great. However, i like to thank each and everyone of you hackers,spammer tech geeks who had to go and spoil my fucking mood by making me download a movie, namely “The Losers” a 2010 movie that just magic-fuckingly had to be a 21sec virus laden “movie” that said some bullshit about no codec found diverting to download page!! HA HA fucking ha.

This is the second time you bored fuckers caught me, first with Cop Out and then with this movie.
Congrats, i hope you all had a fucking great laugh.No go fuck yourselves!

But in all essence it probably does serve me right. Downloading a movie is just as illegal as stealing a DVD (my personal favourite pre-movie-cinema ad.)

So that must make me and a couple of billion others klepto’s because we just can’t stop. Besides sitting here in Africa where the movies arrive late, are expensive and im to lazy to drive to a dvd shop only leaves the illegal option – download

But screw that self-loathing kick my own ass boo-hoo cry baby moment,the fact of the matter is im still angry at you virus making geeks(nice work by the way).

get a life and stop fucking putting out these virus-disguised movie clips OR ELSE!!

Or else il come over there and slap you bloody nerds around till you cry like girls!

Lykhuis out!