One way to Help me win that Freshly Pressed thingy competition!!

Come on guys if ever there was a time to help me win this freshly pressed thingy comp,then this would be the time.

I admit, i probably have the worst blog site in the world…we’ll have a vote on that later..but for now I’l resort to an age old trick that worked for generations and still works today. Of course, its bribery.

What else in the world could possibly make me win this competition??

The word bribery though is such a ugly nasty word. Lets call it helping each other.

Scheez, who needs to inspire,enlighten or entertain when I can simply and plainly “help somebody help me”.  So in order to help you help me I will simply have a ‘competition’  where you, the reader, can simply click on my poll and  in return one of you good looking, beautiful, intelligent person (<– me sucking up), will win a case of the best beer in the world, namely Tafel Lager. (Delicious,hmmm)

Yes you’ve got it…simple as that click on the right answer as many times as you want to and you can stand a chance to win a case of ice cold, delicious, throat soothing,heat busting, best lager in the world. (Background not included.)

So let the mouse to the walking and your fingers do the clicking.

Lykhuis out.

Couple of terms and conditions apply though..nothing too hectic or complicated though.

As usual support a cause and donate. If you can drink sodas everyday with your big mac, whats a buck towards saving a kid from going to bed hungry.

The Losers 2010 movie

This is my first blog, great. However, i like to thank each and everyone of you hackers,spammer tech geeks who had to go and spoil my fucking mood by making me download a movie, namely “The Losers” a 2010 movie that just magic-fuckingly had to be a 21sec virus laden “movie” that said some bullshit about no codec found diverting to download page!! HA HA fucking ha.

This is the second time you bored fuckers caught me, first with Cop Out and then with this movie.
Congrats, i hope you all had a fucking great laugh.No go fuck yourselves!

But in all essence it probably does serve me right. Downloading a movie is just as illegal as stealing a DVD (my personal favourite pre-movie-cinema ad.)

So that must make me and a couple of billion others klepto’s because we just can’t stop. Besides sitting here in Africa where the movies arrive late, are expensive and im to lazy to drive to a dvd shop only leaves the illegal option – download

But screw that self-loathing kick my own ass boo-hoo cry baby moment,the fact of the matter is im still angry at you virus making geeks(nice work by the way).

get a life and stop fucking putting out these virus-disguised movie clips OR ELSE!!

Or else il come over there and slap you bloody nerds around till you cry like girls!

Lykhuis out!