One way to Help me win that Freshly Pressed thingy competition!!

Come on guys if ever there was a time to help me win this freshly pressed thingy comp,then this would be the time.

I admit, i probably have the worst blog site in the world…we’ll have a vote on that later..but for now I’l resort to an age old trick that worked for generations and still works today. Of course, its bribery.

What else in the world could possibly make me win this competition??

The word bribery though is such a ugly nasty word. Lets call it helping each other.

Scheez, who needs to inspire,enlighten or entertain when I can simply and plainly “help somebody help me”.  So in order to help you help me I will simply have a ‘competition’  where you, the reader, can simply click on my poll and  in return one of you good looking, beautiful, intelligent person (<– me sucking up), will win a case of the best beer in the world, namely Tafel Lager. (Delicious,hmmm)

Yes you’ve got it…simple as that click on the right answer as many times as you want to and you can stand a chance to win a case of ice cold, delicious, throat soothing,heat busting, best lager in the world. (Background not included.)

So let the mouse to the walking and your fingers do the clicking.

Lykhuis out.

Couple of terms and conditions apply though..nothing too hectic or complicated though.

As usual support a cause and donate. If you can drink sodas everyday with your big mac, whats a buck towards saving a kid from going to bed hungry.

Are all new tv shows for the sissies and their girlfriends?

Alas this will be my last blog for the day, :-); the question at hand is “Are all new tv shows for the sissies and their girlfriends?”

Picture this: guy & girl snuggling on the couch; guy”Hey babe 24’s about to start. Girl”But baby Grey’s about to play.Guy”Oh sorry baby I forgot..go ahead and watch it..i love u snookums. I can catch 24 another day.

Makes me sick. keep her happy,right?

I know i know, wtf is he babbling about now…but think about it for at least 1 sec. okay done… All these new shows popping up left and right are simply a reflex action of the networks to appeal to the masses, namely sissies and their girlfriends! (or boyfriends) oops!

I mean great shows like Supernatural, 24, Burn notice are slowly being pushed out nay, being killed by wussies who wanna please their girlfriends/boyfriends by letting them watch:

Grey’s anatomy(yuk choking on my own vomit),gossip girl(cough cough),one tree hill(wtf’s this show about),90120(young kids that run around like headless chickens), and the countless of other shows that just dont make sense to me, true blood, for example.

So, since you all watching these kak shows(dont forget about Hawthorne,OMG) , networks follow the tv ratings and bam, Bobs your fucking drunk uncle puking on your lawn, new shows appear just to piss guys like me off!!

Dont get me wrong but there are some really good new shows out there,Dexters is only getting better,House-fucking genius..cant remember any others right now…to much coke(cola..kids just say no!)

there are times when there is literally nothing on t.v except those above-mentioned shit you call great tv viewing. fucking hell, time to get all my old action movies out…van damme, seagal, jackie, chuck norris..and see them kick the shit out of all them baddies..(GREAT)

That was tv at its best..so my goodbyes,  to burn notice, supernatural and last but not least 24(best show ever).

So i bid adieu to all you sissies thanks for bring this new age of shitty tv upon the rest of us like a plague of yellow pus filled boils.(yummy)

At least Gordon Ramsey is there for the time being.

p.s check out my poll and dont be an asshole:help by feeding a kid, if you can pay your internet account you can save a life as well.

Lykhuis out

Ps3 vs Xbox360 vs traitors

Hi its me again, this time i just wanna express my sincere condolences to all xbox 360’s that saw their asses. RRoD, what an amazing diagnosis for a cheaply built white box that has the abilities and capabilities of my old green screen nokia cellphone.

What it does boil down to though is to shitty manufacturing. Lets take an example –> you want to buy a new LCD tv,so many choices…at the store you have two options (wallet is bumpful of hard earned pesos..in front of your eyes is a brand new 42″ Sony LCD tv and a no name entry model 42″ LCD tv(far cheaper).

Decision time a tried and tested household brand,namely Sony or the other piece of “kak”(look it up) tv. Naturally to save money most of you would buy the piece of kak…this translates to a shitty buy..can you guess?? Okay..XBOX 360.

Why not just use your money to roll a blunt. Cos thats what you idiots are doing, wasting money.

But enough fanboy mentality…worse than you xbox geeks, are (gasp) you ps traitors!

You know who you are..those who had a ps1 & ps2 and who couldn’t wait for the ps3 and went ahead and bought that white toaster ala paper weight.

You disgust me (patooi –> spitting). I hate traitors like you worst than those buffoons who bought those xbox thingies( how do you use those shiitty controllers??)

May all your Xbox’s burn in hell.

Lykhuis out.

The Losers 2010 movie

This is my first blog, great. However, i like to thank each and everyone of you hackers,spammer tech geeks who had to go and spoil my fucking mood by making me download a movie, namely “The Losers” a 2010 movie that just magic-fuckingly had to be a 21sec virus laden “movie” that said some bullshit about no codec found diverting to download page!! HA HA fucking ha.

This is the second time you bored fuckers caught me, first with Cop Out and then with this movie.
Congrats, i hope you all had a fucking great laugh.No go fuck yourselves!

But in all essence it probably does serve me right. Downloading a movie is just as illegal as stealing a DVD (my personal favourite pre-movie-cinema ad.)

So that must make me and a couple of billion others klepto’s because we just can’t stop. Besides sitting here in Africa where the movies arrive late, are expensive and im to lazy to drive to a dvd shop only leaves the illegal option – download

But screw that self-loathing kick my own ass boo-hoo cry baby moment,the fact of the matter is im still angry at you virus making geeks(nice work by the way).

get a life and stop fucking putting out these virus-disguised movie clips OR ELSE!!

Or else il come over there and slap you bloody nerds around till you cry like girls!

Lykhuis out!